nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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