When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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