i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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