some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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