Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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