It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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