420 ftw
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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