hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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