Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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