I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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