i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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