I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize