Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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