I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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