rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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