im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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i've created a new STD.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.