I faked an abortion last night.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver