omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low