CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?