wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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