also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
