Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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