her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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