Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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