Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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