How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Will exercising make me less horny?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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