we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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