I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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