Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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