I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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