Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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