I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We had sex on a dog bed..
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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