my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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