omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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