that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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