Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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