nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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