Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dicks are not precious.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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