STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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