he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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