Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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