Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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