I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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