Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
we made out on top of his cat.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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