I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My hand turned me down
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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