Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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