Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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