margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I haven't been this sober since birth.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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