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I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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