I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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