Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
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this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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