Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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