Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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