Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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